Brian Brushwood joins us to talk about his new property and the sound of John and Paul jizzing.
A Church Lock In Run By God
Justin's guide to Hurricane Parties and much more!
Ticket To Jizz
Sir Paul tells a tale of stroking with John Lennon and MORE!
The 9/11 Story
A dumb story about an awful day.
Rimmer's Art
Offensive art, Facebook demerits and MORE!
Colin CANWENOT?
Facebook judgements, bathroom wisdom and more!
Hit the Showers
Justin stands up for his smart shower curtain, reads your mail and Hi, Thoughts....
CLT ALT Oops
A Norwegian train system can't figure out Twitter and your emails!
LIVE FROM THE UNITED CLUB BAR
I almost botched my flight while my wife contemplated divorce.
The Full Lumberjack
A change in wardrobe, listeners lookalikes and Hi, Thoughts!
Where Does the Wild Hair Go
A dude at my gym looks like Drake / Goodbye HBO porn
You're Invited To Pay For My Wedding
An epic wedding story AND MORE!
Millennials Ate My Homework
KIDS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! EVEN HOOTERS!
Blunt Instrument Comedy
Bianca St. Claire and drag queen comedy.
Fallopian Fortitude
A crazy Tinder stunt and MORE!
Cold Shower Calling
Justin calls Presidential Libraries and reads your rejection stories.
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#ShareYourRejection
Justin shares some of his personal rejections as we move into the weekend...
Sperm Wars
Squirt for Uncle Sam! Your emails and Hi, Thoughts!
The White Stuff
An awful article on mayonaise is dismembered and burned.
Justin is a Wonderland
The shittiest lede of the day and YOUR Guess My Race replies!