College is a Sham week starts off hot!
No Child, But All Juniors, Left Behind
Justin defends his brilliant educational proposal against his greatest nemesis...
That Sugar Daddy Degree
Justin's new educational plan is an unquestioned success! Wait... what's that new email say?
A Junior Achievement
Justin unveils his elaborate plan and answers questions about it. Also, a multi-million dollar scam to get dumb rich kids into college.
Rat Crime Syndicate
Justin has a radical proposal to reinvent education: give every Junior in high school the year off.
Birthday Advice with Tom Merritt
Tom is in Austin preparing for the live show on Saturday. He gives his best birthday advice to Justin.
Morning Drinking at a Dallas Airport with Brian Brushwood
Brian gives me his birthday wisdom at a bar in Dallas Lovefield International Airport.
Self-Loathing is my Motor
Justin talks about his upcoming birthday. Also, we discuss a $50,000 ruse.
Decision 2019
This is it... which airline will Justin choose?
Make JuRY Gold Again
Justin hears United final offer to let him keep his status. Robert Kraft gets clowned by an excellent BBQ joint.
Frequent Flirter's Club
Justin surveys his airline options as a single man. A dude gets sued trying to raise the dead.
Dip It In Ranch
Justin is looking to break up from United Airlines... but should he?
Neon Threesome
We end our Neon Signs stories with a doozy...
Bait The Shark Do Do Do Do Do Do
Iowa. Sharks. Neon Signs.
Give Me Ranch Or Give Me Death
Day One of Neon Signs!
Via Con Dios, Dick Assman
JuRY puts out the call for new NEON SIGNS stories! We remember Dick Assman.
No One Cares If You're Single on Easter
Justin discusses the loneliness of Valentine's Day. A man who pooped his way into a police report. Mail. Hi, Thoughts!
The Dude Love Analogy
Justin expresses his distrust for bosses, wonders why everyone is all upset and reads germaphobic emails.
Juggling Plates and Spinning Balls
A busy day brings a look behind the curtain on a year of putting on events. Also, Justin remembers Discovery Zone.
I don't know how I didn't kill you (ft. Anthony Caruso)
Justin is joined by the man whose face he snotted on... Anthony Caruso. Will he apologize?