Queso disappointment! How much do you need to love something to break your own property for it! SEX CULT!
Jet Blew
A friendly sky, a brilliant shopper and why you might still be able to enjoy Kevin Spacey's career.
This Is A Comedy Podcast
Heroin addiction, why #MeToo is working, and other hilarious topics... I am bad at my job.
Creeptober
JuRY is back from Twitchcon and has some life lessons to learn, the worst catfish of all time and a question of ethics around #MeToo.
www.theatlantic.com/technology/arch…-sinker/542748/
https://medium.com/@sarahlane/sexual-harassment-lol-please-be-seated-d154b657aa7f
Central Pork
The best news story of all time and more.
EMAIL IN THE BEST STORIES YOU'VE HEARD ON THE SHOW
Best story ever written
www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20171016…arcus-garvey-park
Donut glaze = meth
www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/1…ceives-37500.html
Creepiest Teacher
Cocaine, Harvey and more.
Right in her face
Justin can't wait any longer.
This Doesn't Smell Right
Vegas stories
Low ratings for Football! Sad!
www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/09/26…ter-runs-out.html
BoB wants to proves the earth is flat
time.com/4956840/bob-rapper-flat-earth-gofundme/
Here's something gross
www.foxla.com/news/local-news/ma…rt-soap-dispensers
Doctor D*ck Pic
Justin talks about being a turtle, pervy profs and the bodega monster killing all of New York's bodegas.
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Pepe creator strikes back
motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/…urie-alt-right
Rochester sleazy professor
nypost.com/2017/09/17/student-…vy-professor-fired/
Stories on professors or teachers banging students
Why did New Yorker's get so freaked out about the stupide Bodega machine?
www.nytimes.com/2017/09/14/techno…chine-google.html
Unavoidable
Dumb trend piece
abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/goat-yo…story?id=47447893
Credit: Brian
Do you like dirty shit on Twitter?
Name your worst mental or physical ailiment, now you hear it could be treated more effectively with the street drug you'd be most scared to try
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-…depression.html
This fucking Dov Charney profile
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/20…xual-harassment
OPP LIVE at DragonCon
LIVE at DragonCon!
If You Had To Pee
A lotta Harvey talk, a harrowing survival tale from stupid people, a Taylor Swift lyric breakdown and a 12-year-old child gets a tattoo.
DONATE!
www.vox.com/science-and-health/…ies-disaster-relief
NOTES
Taylor Swift lyric breakdown
www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taylorswi…youmademedo.html
Joel Osteen and his mega church
nypost.com/2017/08/28/pastor-o…id-flooding-crisis/
www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/us/joel-…riticism/index.html
Why you don't ride out storms like
thishttps://www.dallasnews.com/news/weather/20…four-dogs-truck
12 Year Old Tattoo
Credit Score Bangtown
Want to get laid? Apparently be Joss Whedon or have a high credit score.
NOTES
Weird music on the Weather Channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMehFkqPr…utu.be&t=2h34m27s
Latest trend is "love bombing"
nypost.com/2017/08/01/love-bom…erous-dating-trend/
- from Austin
Oh this Joss Whedon thing...
www.thewrap.com/joss-whedon-femin…fe-kai-cole-says/
Sexxxy Credit Score
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/20…y-on-dating-apps
A Handful of Trouble
Taylor Swift defends herself from a grinning idiot, penis pics on the AirDrop and sex dolls that look like your dead wife.
NOTES
Taylor Swift case
www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/t…ticle-1.3411406
Candy theft
www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40924633
Sex dolls that look like dead wives
www.thesun.co.uk/living/4230725/s…s-customisation/
AirDicking
My House In The Middle of Your Street
Lonliness, cucumbers and the culture war.
NOTES:
Are you lonely?
qz.com/1048847/people-in-ric…-on-par-with-obesity/
Man threatens to kill Wendys employee over cucumbers in the salad
wreg.com/2017/08/06/unencumbe…t-lack-of-cucumbers/
The Google manifesto
www.theverge.com/2017/8/7/1610795…-alt-right-4chan
Someone bought a rich people street
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-…ht-11738236.php
Rich On Rich Crime
Justin talks about the concluding Action News kickstarter, a disturbing dream and rich people.
Rich on Rich crime
www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/…X0kWE#.wyEaN7wqj
Superman's mustache
www.businessinsider.com/henry-cavills…remove-2017-7
Watch your mouf
www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-cri…18f2#comments
Get Your Digits
Justin talks his trip to Texas, living with kids and the news of the weird including a Uber rider who uses her head, a bad wig and some controversial signs.
NOTES
Travel, travel, travel
Stupid Trend Story AND Cultural Clickbait?
www.startribune.com/fake-street-sig…k&ICID=ref_fark
Uber driver gets blowjob during ride
nypost.com/2017/07/25/uber-dri…x-from-lady-friend/
Wal Mart Oopsie
Japanese Game Show
Justin is joined by Brian Brushwood in Austin, TX to talk all about what people are searching on PornHub in North Korea.
State of Emergency
Action News is rolling! Weed is running out in Nevada! Best Friend Award, Best Flight Attendant Award and #ButYourEmails
NOTES
Action News! My new card game! Get it now!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/contender/action-news-the-game-of-television-news?ref=user_menu
Nevada is out of weed
http://fox13now.com/2017/07/10/nevada-running-out-of-weed-state-of-emergency-declared/
Best friend award
Flight Attendant award
http://globalnews.ca/news/3583840/delta-flight-attendant-wine-bottle/
OPP - LIVE AT NERDTACULAR
A live evening of storytelling by people who didn't live the stories.