Weight loss, the internet, stereotypical Latin villain names, a naked plea for free salsa and a serious discussion of the word "retarded" in a modern context.
Geek Must Die
Justin talks about haircuts, Stan Lee steals his goat and Hillary Clinton learns a lesson from professional wrestling in this episode of JuRY Talks.
Whoooooa Bundy
Justin discusses why college is a sham, how little he knows about current events and his new book idea.
Twitter for Cuba
Fake social networks, why you are rooting for wrestling, a visit to the Patreon offices and a chat with Ashley Paramore all while Justin tests his new mics.
Screw Sherlock
Justin discusses getting a root canal, gay athletes, gay actors and why his hatred for the most recent season of Sherlock burns intensely.
Super Bowl Prop Bets
Justin is joined by his old pal Anthony to select prop bets and see who will have to wear a vulgar t-shirt in front of their family on Facebook.
People From Small Towns Have No Chance
Justin and Ashley discuss movies, Hot Topic and why people who graduated from High School classes under 25 people have no shot in life. Also, how home video killed the drive-in theater oral sex craze.
Disney Acquires Santa
Why did Tom Merritt get fired from TWiT? What does Jameis Winston tell us about race relations in Florida? New podcast ideas! ALSO: a rejected story from Go Home Santa, You're Drunk where Disney buys the rights to Santa Claus.
Creepy Short Story About Santa Claus
Here is a very creepy short story that will appear on my new compilation called Go Home Santa, You're Drunk. Listen for details on the whole project and take a sample of what you can expect.
The Cleanest River in America Story
Justin is joined by Jake Goldman. A former comedy partner who wrote and performed with Justin AND is one of the few men to make JuRY cry like a fat baby. The epic tale (and readings of old sketches) is told herein!
Hello Bill
Costume conissuer and former fat person Bill Doran discusses DragonCon, why he got into making believe for a living and how he dropped a crazy amount of weight. Also appearing: Brett "Amtrekker" Rounsaville as well as a host of other assorted Dorans.
Just the Phone, Man
An episode in which Justin teams up with Hitler to take down US Airways. Gets robbed. Watches movies and sings a country version of Mass Text.
Puking in First Class
A travel-themed episode featuring an embarrasing tale. A profession of entitlement. Anthony Wiener. And more!
I'm A Glass Man
Justin has Google Glass. He uses it to peer into the racial maelstrom of the Trayvon Martin decision as well as This is the End, Pacific Rim and Ke$ha.
Alex Jones is Kanye West
One mic JuRY returns to discuss why we are all racists, why he reluctantly came to understand and love gay marriage and a conspiracy theory about Alex Jones and Kanye West.
Hipster Teen Wolf
Justin is joined by Matt Finley of the Cleveland Movie Blog and Beth Glas. They discuss their feelings about the Arrested Development season (before it came out) as well as the Veronica Mars movie. Furthermore, which monsters would make the best celebrity sex tape and hipster Teen Wolf.
My Mom Survived Ted Bundy
A special Mother's Day edition of the podcast featuring an interview with Gloria Young, my mom. Dropping out of college to party, coke use and surviving Ted Bundy are all discussed. Also, why I am a ticking alcoholism time bomb.
More Like Cinco de Gay-o Amirite?
Justin discusses the Jason Collins coming out in a way that only a loudmouthed middle class heterosexual with no athletic talent can... which is to say loudly and without perspective.
My Mom Liked My Boner Album
Justin reveals what his mother thought of his comedy album which is jam packed with boner humor and many embarrassing revelations. The Dark Wizard Dan Dirks is praised. Justin admits he was wrong about Netflix releasing all of their original series at once.
I Knew You Were Trouble
Night Attack 2: Enjoy the Garden is a huge success. Justin and Ashley talk about that and the Boston Marathon bombing coverage. Also, a Taylor Swift boodle cover.
Apologies for the wonky recording... it was kind of on the fly.