Justin discusses the point of the days between Christmas and New Years, being nervous about Japan, a crazy jail story and some Miss America gossip.
Gettin' Piggy Wit' It
The spirit of Christmas, a suspicious story of Pig Pulling, one last Christmas song breakdown and an awful mother.
6 for $3 Racism
Wild Christmas parties, racist Christmas songs and more
"One Whiff and You're Stiff"
Are people nicer during December? Viagra smog. #Womanspreading. Drinking at work parties.
WAPOwd
Do you want to smoke weed at a Buffalo Wild Wings? Angela Lansbury fucks up. The Washington Post gets petty in the best way.
Captain Morgan Cyber Monday 2017 Promo
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Roachin' Red-Handed
Thanksgiving time! Also, the 2nd anniversary of freedom! Some hot tips on how to Roach!
Community Chest
Queso disappointment! How much do you need to love something to break your own property for it! SEX CULT!
Jet Blew
A friendly sky, a brilliant shopper and why you might still be able to enjoy Kevin Spacey's career.
This Is A Comedy Podcast
Heroin addiction, why #MeToo is working, and other hilarious topics... I am bad at my job.
Creeptober
JuRY is back from Twitchcon and has some life lessons to learn, the worst catfish of all time and a question of ethics around #MeToo.
www.theatlantic.com/technology/arch…-sinker/542748/
https://medium.com/@sarahlane/sexual-harassment-lol-please-be-seated-d154b657aa7f
Central Pork
The best news story of all time and more.
EMAIL IN THE BEST STORIES YOU'VE HEARD ON THE SHOW
Best story ever written
www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20171016…arcus-garvey-park
Donut glaze = meth
www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/1…ceives-37500.html
Creepiest Teacher
Cocaine, Harvey and more.
Right in her face
Justin can't wait any longer.
This Doesn't Smell Right
Vegas stories
Low ratings for Football! Sad!
www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/09/26…ter-runs-out.html
BoB wants to proves the earth is flat
time.com/4956840/bob-rapper-flat-earth-gofundme/
Here's something gross
www.foxla.com/news/local-news/ma…rt-soap-dispensers
Doctor D*ck Pic
Justin talks about being a turtle, pervy profs and the bodega monster killing all of New York's bodegas.
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Pepe creator strikes back
motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/…urie-alt-right
Rochester sleazy professor
nypost.com/2017/09/17/student-…vy-professor-fired/
Stories on professors or teachers banging students
Why did New Yorker's get so freaked out about the stupide Bodega machine?
www.nytimes.com/2017/09/14/techno…chine-google.html
Unavoidable
Dumb trend piece
abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/goat-yo…story?id=47447893
Credit: Brian
Do you like dirty shit on Twitter?
Name your worst mental or physical ailiment, now you hear it could be treated more effectively with the street drug you'd be most scared to try
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-…depression.html
This fucking Dov Charney profile
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/20…xual-harassment
OPP LIVE at DragonCon
LIVE at DragonCon!
If You Had To Pee
A lotta Harvey talk, a harrowing survival tale from stupid people, a Taylor Swift lyric breakdown and a 12-year-old child gets a tattoo.
DONATE!
www.vox.com/science-and-health/…ies-disaster-relief
NOTES
Taylor Swift lyric breakdown
www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taylorswi…youmademedo.html
Joel Osteen and his mega church
nypost.com/2017/08/28/pastor-o…id-flooding-crisis/
www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/us/joel-…riticism/index.html
Why you don't ride out storms like
thishttps://www.dallasnews.com/news/weather/20…four-dogs-truck
12 Year Old Tattoo
Credit Score Bangtown
Want to get laid? Apparently be Joss Whedon or have a high credit score.
NOTES
Weird music on the Weather Channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMehFkqPr…utu.be&t=2h34m27s
Latest trend is "love bombing"
nypost.com/2017/08/01/love-bom…erous-dating-trend/
- from Austin
Oh this Joss Whedon thing...
www.thewrap.com/joss-whedon-femin…fe-kai-cole-says/
Sexxxy Credit Score
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/20…y-on-dating-apps