Doctor D*ck Pic

Justin talks about being a turtle, pervy profs and the bodega monster killing all of New York's bodegas.

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Pepe creator strikes back
motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/…urie-alt-right

Rochester sleazy professor
nypost.com/2017/09/17/student-…vy-professor-fired/
Stories on professors or teachers banging students

Why did New Yorker's get so freaked out about the stupide Bodega machine?
www.nytimes.com/2017/09/14/techno…chine-google.html

If You Had To Pee

A lotta Harvey talk, a harrowing survival tale from stupid people, a Taylor Swift lyric breakdown and a 12-year-old child gets a tattoo. 
DONATE!

www.vox.com/science-and-health/…ies-disaster-relief

NOTES

Taylor Swift lyric breakdown

www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/taylorswi…youmademedo.html

Joel Osteen and his mega church

nypost.com/2017/08/28/pastor-o…id-flooding-crisis/

www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/us/joel-…riticism/index.html

Why you don't ride out storms like

thishttps://www.dallasnews.com/news/weather/20…four-dogs-truck

12 Year Old Tattoo

www.lex18.com/story/36238942/mot…tudent-gets-tattoo

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cask_of_Amontillado

Credit Score Bangtown

Want to get laid? Apparently be Joss Whedon or have a high credit score.

NOTES
Weird music on the Weather Channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMehFkqPr…utu.be&t=2h34m27s

Latest trend is "love bombing"
nypost.com/2017/08/01/love-bom…erous-dating-trend/
- from Austin

Oh this Joss Whedon thing...
www.thewrap.com/joss-whedon-femin…fe-kai-cole-says/

Sexxxy Credit Score
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/20…y-on-dating-apps

A Handful of Trouble

Taylor Swift defends herself from a grinning idiot, penis pics on the AirDrop and sex dolls that look like your dead wife.

NOTES

Taylor Swift case

www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/t…ticle-1.3411406

Candy theft

www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40924633

Sex dolls that look like dead wives

www.thesun.co.uk/living/4230725/s…s-customisation/

AirDicking

nypost.com/2017/08/12/airdropp…fying-subway-trend/

My House In The Middle of Your Street

Lonliness, cucumbers and the culture war. 
NOTES:

Are you lonely?
qz.com/1048847/people-in-ric…-on-par-with-obesity/

Man threatens to kill Wendys employee over cucumbers in the salad
wreg.com/2017/08/06/unencumbe…t-lack-of-cucumbers/

The Google manifesto
www.theverge.com/2017/8/7/1610795…-alt-right-4chan

Someone bought a rich people street
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-…ht-11738236.php

State of Emergency

Tapping the Admiral

The Captain sails alone, a mayo crime that will make you cringe and some real bad moods from JuRY in this ep!

Captain Morgan vs, Admiral Nelson
nypost.com/2017/06/20/captain-…nst-admiral-nelson/
Man charged for dumping mayonaise on someone
wgme.com/news/local/livermore…ng-mayonnaise-on-man
OPP
Great stories so far
They can't fly planes out of Phoenix
www.usatoday.com/story/travel/nat…lanes/410766001/
Action News update
Less than two weeks to launch