Justin defends out of touch Hollywood elite, ranks hipster cities and talks sports for some reason.
Ryan Gosling is a Cute Guy
Justin discusses the lessons learned from Rich Kids and Rich Kids in general. He wonders if you're gay for liking musicals.
#Microgoals
Justin laments Carrie Fisher's death and heralds 2017 as the year of low expectations.
Let's Try a Thing
Justin tries a thing.
Greatest Story Ever Told Or Not
Justin is butthurt and can't tell the story he wants to.
Hard R
Justin discusses racism. This will go well.
Stacking the Decks Against Yourself
Justin tells the tale about how his business went $40k in the hole and how he lived to tell the tale. Also, a very sad Neon Sign story.
Lumpy and Hairy
Justin is joined by Professor Shyguy to talk life on the road, dating, and penis pictures.
C'mon Grandma
Justin regrets drinking. Holds a grudge with his grandma. Talks about fights.
Jousting Robert Young
Justin hates systems. Justin loves you. Justin talks about himself a lot.
Millennial Nancy Reagan
Justin talks wholesale rejection. And your emails.
Minus Five Stars
Justin realizes his fate and figures out he's well liked in the worst possible fashion.
80% Beard
Tales from the trans-Atlantic flight and a Florida strip club.
Live In London
Apologies on the volume of the sound cues. We had some technical issues. That being said, Justin discusses London and hurricanes and paints an evocative picture of a chubby Jeb Bush.
Recorded live in Shoreditch
Welcome to Estonia
Justin knows you hate him. Work crushes and more.
Those Were The Days
Justin went to a show and needs to talk about it. Also, the Anxiety Mailbag special!!!
You Smell Terrible
Ashley joins Justin. Justin farts. Ashley has 80s music blindness.
What An Accomplishment!
The proud vs. impressed debate is settled.
Live at DragonCon 2016
Justin is live and so is the audience. Things get awkward...
Things That Make You Go HWAAAHHGGGHHH
Criticism in all dimensions.